Izzy's Blog of Complete Insanity

My Synopsis of Twilight

2009-05-21T18:54:00.000-07:00

"Take Pride and Prejudice and Romeo and Juliet and smush them together. Now, throw in some vampires. There you go."

I Am Now a Phan

2009-05-02T17:35:00.000-07:00

Phan: a term used to refer to a fan of The Phantom of the Opera.

Yep.

How do I qualify, you ask? I know every single song from the movie. By heart.

I do believe my geeky-ness has increased.

Namarie, melloneamin.

(Groan)

2009-03-30T10:00:00.000-07:00

To quote Aragorn: "I feel a weariness such as I have seldom felt before."

I couldn't sleep last night. At all.

Ah, the torment! The mind doomed to wander and the body left to sit idle and yet not rest! For ten frickin' hours!

Well, I'm sure Aragorn wouldn't think so, he does that a lot. But hey, he's an 87 year old Ranger and I'm a 15 year old.... honor student. So who can blame me?

My Father dearest has let me stay home today, which I think most gracious of him.

So, I shall now cast myself down upon my couch. May I sleep deep!

Namarie, melloneamin.

The Twilight Synopsis:

2009-03-09T16:23:00.000-07:00

"Buffy staked Edward. The End."

Huzzah!

2009-03-07T07:14:00.000-08:00

I have internet again! Well, conditionally.

My father has put a program on the computer called "Net Nanny". The name made me chuckle. Anyway, it blocks certain sites and content. Though it seems to be Missy's bane (she can't get on myspace), I dont really care. It's not like I do anything on the computer that my "nanny" wouldn't approve of.

I also fixed my background as you can see. I have defeated the faulty html! (holds up sword in victory, army in background cheers).

Namarie, melloneamin.

Not Enough Time For a Decent Title!

2009-03-04T04:18:00.000-08:00

I apologize for not posting for so long. My internet connection is no longer functional. I'm using my dad's right now. I also apologize if this post sounds halting, for I am in a hurry. As you can probably see at the bottom of the post, I am writing this at about 6:30, and will have to leave for school very soon.

Also, I can do nothing about the "This image has been moved or deleted." sign at present. You'll just have to live with a black background until I have enough time to fix it.

I am sorry, once again, for any inconvenience.

Namarie, melloneamin,
Izzy

The Extent of My Obsession

2009-02-22T11:46:00.000-08:00

What I said the other day in geometry after the teacher handed back a graded test:

"I've passed the test. I will diminish, and go into the west, and remain Izzy."

Only People Who Have Read Twilight Will Get This.

2009-02-16T11:15:00.000-08:00

Yesterday, while driving to church, my dad pointed to a 50 or 60 year old truck and said "We should buy it, paint it red, and stick Izzy in it. People would freak out."

Suilaid

2009-02-12T15:12:00.000-08:00

Suilaid- greetings.

I've been learning Elvish for the past two days and it's going pretty well.

Of course, like most people my age, I memorized the insults first.

My favorite: Labo vi Orodruin!

Go jump in Mount Doom!

So immature, yet so entertaining.

Namarie, melloneamin.

I'm Not Sure Why, But I Really Want It.

2009-02-08T10:59:00.000-08:00

Why? I honestly don't know. Because it's green? Because it would satisfy my nerdy desires? Because it looks like something an elf would wear? The main question: Where on Earth would I wear it? All I can think of is Scarborough Fair and the premiere of The Hobbit. Those seem like good enough reasons for me to buy it. I would, if I had 120 dollars. But I don't. (sigh)

I Am Not Cut Out to Be A Gamer.

2009-02-08T10:39:00.000-08:00

I now own all three PS2 Lord of the Rings games. Well, the old ones at least. I got them out of a bargain bin at game stop. I was quite overjoyed to find that the Fellowship of the Ring was based on the book rather than the movie. I've taken a break from that one because the Nazgul keep finding me, which wouldn't be so bad except that this message pops up on the screen every time:

The Black Rider has found you and taken the Ring back to its master Sauron! Your quest has failed!

Gee, that's cheerful.

So, I've started playing the Return of the King, which is really fun. But, it is disheartening when your favorite character (mine being Aragorn, of course) falls in battle and you know its all your fault because you are controling their actions. It keeps happening. Repeatedly. Every 5 minutes! That shows how much of a gamer I am (not). I'm going to go find something constructive to do before I get too depressed.

Muahaha!

2009-01-25T19:25:00.000-08:00

Now he's staring at YOU! >:)

I'm Not Sleeping a Wink

2009-01-25T18:05:00.000-08:00

My sister's Edward poster is staring at me.

He looks angry, like he really wants to kill something, and that something is me.

I've been sitting in Marisa's room for way too long. The Abyss has dark forces at work within, and they're starting to have an effect on me.

Very Inspirational

2009-01-03T18:09:00.000-08:00

I have now watched The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. I liked it very much. It is now ranking with Lord of the Rings and Treasure Planet on my mental movie list.

I'm learning the song The Call from the movie. Have a listen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBUMsyaQxfk&feature=related

Happy New Year!

2008-12-31T09:58:00.000-08:00

Today I shall have a new year's eve party at my house and it shall be AWESOME.

Merry Christmas!

2008-12-25T05:51:00.000-08:00

Good morning and merry Christmas everyone! Guess what I got? A piano!

I absolutely love it. It has weighted keys and it's really shiny.

My mom was making fun of me last night during our traditional "open a few presents on Christmas eve" ceremony.

"Awww, Izzy didn't get any toys this year." she said.

She was right, I did get a truckload of books though.

Not anymore! That piano is a toy if ever I saw one!

Happy Birthday Jesus! Everyone have a safe and fun Christmas!

Words of Wisdom

2008-12-10T18:56:00.000-08:00

This is what my younger sister just said to me:

"I make more think than you sense I do."

I wonder if she intended it to be so ironic.

What Happened to Your Tan?- It Was Dirt.

2008-11-25T16:33:00.003-08:00

This is vampire me. Inspiration? You guessed it: Twilight, of course.

I just changed my skin color from it's usual tanish, light brown color to this lovely, white, dead looking color.

The more I look at this picture, the more I think I look like a female version of Edward. It's freaking me out a little bit, especially since my sister has taken to calling me "Isabedward" (cross between Isabella and Edward).

Obsession Does Not Become Me

2008-11-17T15:25:00.000-08:00

I have realized that I have various unhealthy obsessions, more now than ever, I think.

Let's list them shall we?

Maximum Ride
Twilight (New Moon, Eclipse, etc.)
Lord of the Rings
Eragon (Eldest, Brisingr)
The Restorer
Playing the piano
Photoshop
Blogging (hee hee)

I might have to work on getting a life, but I don't want to, I mean who needs one anyway? Right?

(cricket, cricket)

Well you may not think so. No matter, to each his (or her) own, or as others would say, "it's a free country." Farewell (respectful bow).

Officially a Nerd

2008-11-13T16:55:00.000-08:00

If winning second place at the science fair or learning a song from Lord of the Rings on the piano by ear doesn't make me a nerd, this does.

I can write my name in elvish.

I looked up how to write elvish on a whim (a nerdy whim) and that is the result.

This could be a new hobbie. : )

The Fellowship of the Strange

2008-11-12T15:30:00.000-08:00

My Flock. What do you think of the new name? I give the credit for our genius new title to Glory.

If You Haven't Read Twilight, Don't Bother Reading This.

2008-11-05T16:11:00.000-08:00

I name this my favorite Dad/driving experience:

The speedometer shot to 80 as Dad hit the gas. Luckily, there was no one else on the road, but I yelled at him anyway, "Whoa! Dad! Slow down!"

He slowed down a little, then he got that mischeivious gleam in his eye. "What was that, Bella?"

Real funny Dad I thought, and it was, considering my name is Isabella (yes you may call me Bella if you wish).

I replied defiantly, "I said slow down, Edward."

Moving On

2008-11-04T13:45:00.000-08:00

I'm done learning "River Flows in You" and I've moved on to "Clair de lune". Really pretty song, many embellishments, but it's extremely and maddeningly hard. I only have the first two pages down and I've been practicing for 4 days. *sigh* Ah, well, I suppose I'll just have to keep practicing. More later.

Best Song Name Ever

2008-10-28T15:32:00.000-07:00

"Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends."

Bella's Lullaby

2008-10-14T04:25:00.000-07:00

If anyone has read twilight, you'll know about the lullaby Edward wrote for Bella. Well, since their making a movie out of it, the lullaby was chosen. I listened to it and I loved it but, I couldn't find the sheet music (until now, thanks Sam) so I learned a goodly portion of it by ear. That's something I never do (I need my sheet music!) so I am very proud of my self. Atleast until I look at the sheet music (provided by Sam) and find out I did something wrong and have to learn it again.

Link to the lullaby.

Victory is Mine!

2008-09-19T13:43:00.000-07:00

Ha Ha! My braces are no more! Take that you orthodontic fiends!

Highschool: well.....uh......

2008-08-27T14:44:00.000-07:00

Not much to report. It's big. It's boring. Surprisingly disorganized, grueling...... I could go on. I'll survive somehow, but I don't think my sanity will....... well, what's left of my sanity. I kind of miss my friends, but I guess I'll just have hang out with them more. I think the best and most teen ager-esque (I don't think that's a word) way to describe how I feel is "*shrugs shoulders* I dunno."

Ah, well, I guess I'll post later. Adios.

Fish Camp

2008-08-12T05:54:00.000-07:00

The other day, I found myself being dragged to my new school to partake in Freshman Camp. It was 6 1/2 hours long and just short of completely and utterly POINTLESS. I managed to score a map of the school, but that was on accident, we weren't supposed to have them yet. Everything other than that was wasted time.

But enough of my problems, Thursday is Sam's movie watching party. I wonder how many snide comments I'm allowed this time. At Melodie's Midnight Marvel Movie Marathon (MMMMM for short) I was only allowed three snide comments per movie ( I used up all my spider man comments in about 20 seconds saying that Willem Dafoe had a monkey face and repeatedly saying "gorilla", "ape" and "primate" every time he popped up in that scene). The exception was X-men, I was only allowed two snide comments, and I used them wisely.

Yep, that's our idea of fun. I wouldn't be surprised if a few of us showed up dressed as Lord of the Rings characters (heck, I would), Let the good times roll!

Well that's about it unless you want to go into the boring stuff (it involves alot of cleaning), don't worry I'll post again within the next year.

My Latest Creation- Paper Flowers

2008-07-19T15:51:00.000-07:00

In my field of paper flowers

and candy clouds of lullaby

I'd lie inside myself for hours

and watch my purple sky fly over me

Down On The Bayou

2008-07-16T12:09:00.000-07:00

I'm going on my second mission trip to New Orleans on Sunday. I'm not really sure what I'll be doing there but I know it'll be hard work, for a good cause. So that's good.

The Angel of The Eagle Nebula

2008-06-06T20:25:00.000-07:00

Can you see her?

Her hair is illuminated with the light of the stars.

A clestial wind blows at her back.Her great wings are of the material of the galaxies.

She looks down upon an alien world.

Watching.

Protecting.

This is an actual nebulae formation within the eagle nebula (M16). I merely took a wing from the bug nebula (NGC 6302) and used it as her left wing. The rest is the work of Nature.

An Ode to Eighth Graders

2008-06-05T12:12:00.000-07:00

My sister wrote this:

You're the top of the food chain
You cause the other children lots of pain
While some of us look up to you
Some are squashed by your mighty shoe
Our nagging may be frowned upon
But atleast we don't want to be leopluridons (inside joke)
Of you I am quite fond
I think we have a *cough cough* special bond
I really will miss you next year
But it's being an eighth grader that I fear

If you think that's good you should hear her self-written theme song. She comes up with this stuff out of thin air.

THE END

2008-06-04T14:40:00.000-07:00

Today was the last day of school. There was much shedding of tears (not by me of course, I'm pretty macho for a girl) and hugging. My eighth grade friends and I have now, as of 2:00 today, officially completed middle school. Of course, the fact that I'm going to highschool with NONE of my friends kind of rained on our parade. I'm the Iz-mom (the psuedo mom of my group of friends. Kind of like Maximum Ride) and I'm not sure how they'll get along without me. We'll have to see.

Summer Fever

2008-06-02T14:54:00.000-07:00

There are now only two days left of school until summer. Yee-ha. You're probably wondering why I'm not very enthusiastic. Because the last two days of school consist of finals. It'll be okay (I guess) because I studied, but finals are a real buzz kill. It probably doesn't matter because the school board's attempts to squash our fun will not keep the students from raising hell. So there you go.

What the Heck is Wrong With My Immune System!?!?

2008-05-05T05:54:00.000-07:00

Once again, I'll not be going to school today because I'm sick. I'm not going to go into the details, but let's just say I feel relatively like I've been hit by a medium sized pick-up.

Hola

2008-04-25T15:10:00.000-07:00

I'm not exactly sure why I'm posting today. Maybe I'm bored, maybe it's just a nice day. Which it is, the Sun is shining and the sky is very blue. Well, let's see. Yesterday I received the GANAS award (for hispanic students that excell acedemically) which I got a kick out of because I'm only 25% hispanic and the only spanish I speak comes from spanish class.
What else happened recently? Hmmmm... Oh, I know. I saw a red tailed hawk this morning. It was windy, so the hawk sailed in on a wind current (ever so gracefully) and landed on a fence post across the street from my bustop. I also saw it wheeling in the sky above my street this afternoon. I hope it stays awhile. Red tailed hawks are my favorite animals. Betcha didn't know that didya? Learn something new every day.
Algo mas? ha ha. Oh, si there is mas, I hit my head on my desk last night and now I have this lovely laceration on my face. I was lucky, I came this close (holds forefinger and thumb half a centimeter apart) to losing my right eye. Then I could wear an eyepatch and have an excuse to talk like a pirate.
Well, hablo luego muchachos.

Sometimes I Question My Intelligence

2008-04-10T16:32:00.000-07:00

Today I arrived at my front door only to realize that I had no house key and no cell-phone. So I ran around back, pulled a Lara Croft, and jumped my 10 ft., footholdless fence, only to find that the back door was also locked. So I sat on the front porch, did my home work, and read a few chapters of Cross until my sister got home. How's that for stupid?

I Shall Not Attend School Because..........

2008-04-09T05:40:00.000-07:00

I'm staying home today because I feel like half a piece of crap and I probably have strep throat, which is contagious. (So that spider crawling across my screen better watch out lest I cough on it.) Anyway, my sick day agenda is wake up, tell Mom I don't want to go to school, eat something that I don't have to cook (i.e. cereal), sit on the couch and stare into The Abyss for about 30 minutes, then either go back to sleep or find something boring to do. So, I'm off to attend to my duties (yeah right). Peace.

P.S. That spider was smart, it ran away. Farewell for now my eight legged friend.

Whooo-hooo!

2008-03-20T18:42:00.000-07:00

I have successfully claimed my copy of "The Final Warning" by James Patterson! Finally after waiting so long! I am content.

Feliz Cumpleanos

2008-03-15T08:03:00.000-07:00

I now congratulate myself for living to 14 years of age. That's right, the 15 of March was the day I came into this world. I take a moment for myself.

When Life Gives You Lemons.....

2008-01-25T16:46:00.000-08:00

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and scream,"I WANT CHOCOLATE!!!"

This particular quote came to mind because I have a craving for chocolate right now, and it seems like a useful tip for all those chocolate deserving people out there.

Best Friends

2008-01-14T17:32:00.000-08:00

Friends will bail you out of jail, best friends will be sitting in the cell next to you, covered in soot and laughing maniacally.

Ahhh! Remove it From My Sight!!!!

2007-12-01T09:50:00.000-08:00

I've just been to deviant art looking up Max Ride pictures. Some of them were really good but most of them were so crappy and stupid and just wrong that I wish I could smash them to bits!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR!!! I AM PISSED!!!! SO PISSED!!!!!

Endless Pizza

2007-11-20T17:20:00.000-08:00

Mom brought pizza today and I'm sort of wondering how much I've already had. At least half a pizza, and yet I don't feel full. I think maybe I can eat a whole pizza or more. Well, I'm off to attempt it, I'll tell you if I succeed.

I Can Smell the Food Now!

2007-11-19T16:21:00.000-08:00

It's about the time of year to start counting your blessings and giving thanks and such. And stuff your face! Those of you who know me will know that my stomach is a bottomless chasm and I think that this Thursday it shall finally be filled! It's exciting!

High Speed Internet, It's Friggin' Amazing!

2007-11-02T21:45:00.000-07:00

I'm at my friend Melody's house for the first time ever and I'm posting on her computer. It's cool, it has high speed internet. There is a whole world of information waiting to be discovered, by me! I have work to do, there are a million things to check, farewell.

Mall Cookies, Some of the Best in the World.

2007-10-28T06:43:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, I went to the firewheel mall with a group of friends. Even though malls are expensive, materialistic, and commercial, it was fun anyway. I came up with my own quote. I walked up to my friends (who were already at a table) beaming and holding a nestle tollhouse cookie, and said for all to hear "I am filled with the happiness that only a cookie can enduce." So they all got one and we sat quoting Maximum Ride, "You have your price, your soul for a cookie" or " Warm, chewy, with notes of vanilla, overall a goodhearted cookie. What say you?" and so on, it was fun.

Halloween is Near!

2007-10-27T07:59:00.000-07:00

Whoo hoo! Candy time! Every one says I'm too old for trick or treating but who cares. I do it anyway. It's fun! A mountainous hoard of candy is my goal, what better way to get it than to go trick or treating? I'm going to be a pirate by the way.

Another Pointless Post

2007-10-15T05:22:00.000-07:00

I'm just posting this to let you know I'm still alive. That's really all I have that's important, all that's happening now is boring and mediocre so I'll write in another month.

Haven't Posted in a While...

2007-09-07T18:16:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone, how's life? I know, I haven't logged on in a while, that would be because my computer is probably nearing it's death. Today I felt compelled to attempt to log on and it worked, so , current events. Tomarrow me and my pals are celebrating glory's birthday by dressing weird and milling around the mall until the store clerks give us dirty looks, it should be fun. Also, I lost the campaign for choir president today, yeah, kinda thought I would. Anyway, that's the latest scandal. catch ya later.

Wedding March

2007-08-15T19:47:00.000-07:00

Well, come this Saturday, I'm off down the isle. Don't freak out! I'm a bridesmaid. Yup, my cousin's gettin' hitched. So, the fam's getting together for the Big Day. Then after that we're abandoning the happy couple and trucking off to Broken Bow (lake) to participate in a number of water sports. Just thought I'd let you know why I'm not responding to your nonexistent comments.

Today's Events

2007-08-01T10:38:00.000-07:00

My Grandparents are coming to take Max (little brother) off our hands so we can go to Burgers Lake (which personally, I think is just about the stupidest name for a lake) this week. I can finally do what I want (not including summer reading which I have to do anyway)!

Meanwhile, I keep saying "(inhale, exhale) Luke (inhale, exhale) I am your father (inhale, exhale)." repeatedly into Max's voice changer thing. It's kind of entertaining actually.

Desperate for Companionship

2007-07-31T14:25:00.000-07:00

Yo! People! I need feedback! Am I writing for nothing (or no one) or what? So bring on the comments, get the windows messenger or something. I'm cooped up in this house all day, and this blog is my main source of contact with the outside world! You know me (hopefully), I'm all about the wordy expression of feelings! So help me out here!

your insane and loving acquaintance,
IZZY

Nawlins (cont.)

2007-07-30T18:49:00.001-07:00

I got back on Saturday, I know I didn't tell you right when I got back, I didn't have time. Guess what? I still don't have time so I'll explain another time.

Nawlins

2007-07-20T11:23:00.000-07:00

Sunday, my church group and I are leaving promptly at six for a mission trip in New Orleans. It'll be good for me, the hard work, and I loved helping out last time when we went to Mexico. It'll be so cool! I've never been there before and I kind of wonder what we'll be doing, probably cleaning out an abandoned house or something like that. I can hardly wait!

Harry Potter!

2007-07-10T09:33:00.000-07:00

Tomarrow, me, my mom, and my sister are going to see the order of the pheonix at IMAX in Fort Worth. It's probably going to make me upset because it's inacurate or crappy. Oh well.

P.S. My sister got a blog (missyloveshorses.blogspot.com). It's full of horses (obviously), you need to visit.

The 6th Target

2007-07-06T08:44:00.000-07:00

I bought Patterson's, The 6th Target, and I love it!! It's like reding a cop show!! It's really cool!! Hey Ash, I'm going to make Melody read it when school starts.

4th of July

2007-07-04T20:50:00.000-07:00

I apologize for the poor timing (I was out all day) but,

HAPPY 4th EVERY ONE!!

Yes siree, Independance Day. I hope you had fun celebrating our nation. Good night, and God bless.

I'm ANGRY!! But please know I'm not taking it out on you.

2007-07-02T15:31:00.000-07:00

I would like to express how positively ENRAGED I AM!! My sister and I have to take care of our brother, so naturally she's on her BUTT and he has strewn every toy he owns in various places all over the house!!! Of course they're both absolute SLOBS so the kitchen is covered in spilled liquids and the living room is no doubt filled with orange peels and apple cores!!!! I guess that means I HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP!! So FAREWELL!!! I'm off to attend to my duties as MAID!!!!!! >: b

Big Thanks

2007-06-27T11:32:00.000-07:00

My readers are officially existant! Thank you Ashley, thank you Emily, now my opinions shall be noted (I hope)! By the way, Ashley, Maximum Ride is the best series ever, and if that requires twilight to be chopped liver, then it shall be!

WHEEEEEEEE!!!! I'm sorry, that's immature, BUT WHO CARES!? WHEEE!!

2007-06-26T11:20:00.000-07:00

I MUST SCREAM TO THE WORLD, MY EXCITMENT FROM OF THE TOP OF SOME PLACE VERY HIGH!!!!!!
I have officially completed MR3, saving the world and other extreme sports!!!! Through the joy of crossing the finish line also comes a great sadness, I have come to the end of possibly the best series ever!!! This sadness is no stranger to me, but I haven't experienced it at this magnitude. Fourtunatly, my mission to collect all of Patterson's books is still in commission, I still have Stephanie Meyer's work, and however tedious it might be, I am ever so patiently waiting on the young yet creative Mr. Paolini to finish Glaedr, his third book. There will still be a long period of mourning, but as usual, I'll snap out of it though it may take a little longer than the other cases. I think I will go read it about 5 more times, to cheer myself up.

P.S. I would agree with you my adoring nonexistent readers, I am quite the hopless case.

P.P.S. I'm sure I don't have to point this out, but just incase you haven't read my previous rants, I am quite the dedicated reader, wich at some points compells me to become insane and slightly ravenous (don't forget maniacal) so If I get word of slander toward Maximum Ride or it's author, I predict a grand amount grief from me!!! I'm talking to you Ariel!!!! There's a storm coming!!!!!!!!!!

P.P.P.S. I feel like dancing.